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2/14/06

knock, knock...

I haven't been able to come up with a good Dick Cheney / Aaron Burr joke yet. Anybody got one?

1 comment:

W Sofield said...

Not a classical joke, but Jon Stewart reported the news like this . . .

Dick Cheney is now the second sitting vice-president to shoot someone with a gun. Aaron Burr shot Alexander Hamilton over a matter of political maneuvering, honor and personal character. Cheney shot his 78-year old friend in the face because he thought he was a small bird.

Stewart ran the series with the headline, "Cheney's got a gun."

You can watch this stuff at www.comedycentral.com and go to the "Daily Show" videos.

G.K. Chesterton...

"The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people."