This week's link isn't really a link. I was looking around for another SNL clip when I came across this older classic. I can't believe I'd never seen it before! Have fun:
boon-dog-gle: (noun) work of little or no value done merely to keep or look busy.
free: (adjective) provided without, or not subject to, a charge or payment.
"The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people."